There’s A Penis On My Shoulder

The earth was quaking the walls were shaking, a burning smell rose up from hell
The room went black, there was a lightning flash as the windows smashed

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There's a penis on my shoulder
The lights went out, the room got colder

People in town have seen him hanging 'round, waiting to attack all dressed in black
The chilren cried with eyes open wide, there was nowhere to hide as the furniture flies

I can feel his mind creeping up behind, my chest was heaving I heard heavy breathing
My body froze as he stripped down his clothes, death is in my face and it's coming my way