[Verse 1]
Do your lips crack
When the spider apples fall
Does your nose itch
When a fly climbs up the wall
Do your ears pop
When you kick a cannonball
Then there's nothing I can do for you
Do your eyeballs
Take a sneaky look
At each other
When you start to read a book
Do your elbows
Try to run amok
Then there's nothing I can do for you
[Chorus]
Oh there's nothing I can do for you
No there's nothing I can do for you
[Hook]
But if you want to
Really want to know
[Verse 2]
Then your eyebrows
Will strangle you in bed
And your toenails
Will live on when you're dead
And you'll listen
To evеry word I have said
And there's nothing
I can do for you
[Chorus]
Oh thеre's nothing I can do for you
No there's nothing I can do for you
[Hook]
But if you want to
Really want to know
[Instrumental]
[Chorus]
Oh there's nothing I can do for you
No there's nothing I can do for you
[Hook]
But if you want to
Really want to know