Then I’d Be Satisfied with Life

All I want is 50 million dollars
And seal skins to protect me from the cold
If I only knew how stocks would go in Wall Street
And were living in the mansion built of gold

If I only owned Pennsylvania Railroad
And if Tuesday Weld would only be my wife (Oh, Tiny!)
If I could only stay sixteen forever
Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life

All I want is wheatgerm for my breakfast
A Champagne fountain sizzling at my feet
While Rockefeller waiten on the table
And Lombardo's band playin' while I eat

If I only owned Western Union cable
And if Tuesday Weld would only be my wife (Tiny, I love you!)
If I could only stay sixteen forever and ever and ever
Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life

(spoken)
Hello, my dear friend
Don't run away from all this world
It's a great big beautiful world
With fabulous happy faces around
Well, I can see this one over here, you lovely thing
Why, it's beautiful, it's clean, and it's calm and it's modern
If I can have them all, why, I'll tell you, I'll tell you
Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life