On the Old Front Porch by Tiny Tim
On the Old Front Porch by Tiny Tim

On the Old Front Porch

Tiny Tim * Track #4 On God Bless Tiny Tim

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On the Old Front Porch by Tiny Tim

Performed by
Tiny Tim
Produced by
Richard Perry
Writed by
Johnny Lange & Hy Heath
About

In this song, Tiny Tim sings a duet with himself. The plot of the song goes that there is a girl and a boy who are in love, who want to have ~physical relations~ but who aren’t sure where to go. The boy seems oblivious and romantic, while meanwhile the girl is worried and angry that her father wil...

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On the Old Front Porch Lyrics

Oh isn't this a lovely band, and what a thrill to have them play with me! And now, a little duet for you!

There's a fellow following me

I'm the fellow following you
I will follow you 'till the day is through

I wonder what you would do
If I stopped and said "How do you do?" like other girls do

I think I'd die with delight
I want to call and love you tonight

In the parlor?

No

In a hammock?

No

Then for goodness' sake, where will we go?

Out on the old front porch

Well, hold me, Charlie!

On the old front porch

Now, stop!

I was only trying to steal a little kiss

Well, kisses do invite me, but please don't hug so tightly

On the old front porch
Now, don't get angry, on the old front porch

Now, stop!

Everything is lovely when you're cuddled near me, dear

Look out, here come my father, and he'll surely scold, I fear

Will that young man go home tonight or have his breakfast here?

On the old front porch!

Just call back some other night
I'll see that Pa's out of sight

Wait until it's dark
Then you can be
Cuddled right on my knee

So that we can do lots of nice things
And no one can see

And if your dreadful old pa
Should come out and give me a jar

You must understand
If it's dark, that's grand!
Cause the kick he aims
Will never land!

Out on the old front porch

Well, hold me, Charlie!

(deeper voice)
On the old front porch

Now, stop!

I was only trying to steal a little kiss

Well, kisses do invite me, but gee, you tried to bite me!

On the old front porch
Now, don't get angry, on the old front porch

Please, don't!

Everything is lovely when you're cuddled near me, dear

Look out, here come my father, and he'll surely scold, I fear

Will that young man go home tonight or have his breakfast here?

On the old front porch!

On the Old Front Porch Q&A

Who wrote On the Old Front Porch's ?

On the Old Front Porch was written by Johnny Lange & Hy Heath.

Who produced On the Old Front Porch's ?

On the Old Front Porch was produced by Richard Perry.

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