The World’s My Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum

[Verse 1]
Hat bandana Graham cracker jackhammer
In a nail file suit, your self-service man
The world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum
Autographed pictures of Shakespeare fishing gear
Headphone Madison Square Garden hose
The world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum

[Chorus]
(And the chorus)
Get set
Get wet
Get fat
Get fit
Get a life
Get it on
Get it up
Get it off of me
The world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum
Get sacked
Get the facts
Get a load of this
Get pissed
Get real
Get over it
Get it over with
The world's my oyster soup bowling ball of wax museum

[Verse 2]
Cannibal dog house plan B happy
As a lark's tongue in cheek, bone china doll
The world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum
Don't ask Y2 cake and eat it too
Nothing lasts for evergreen thumbscrew
The world's my oyster soup kitchen door frame by frame

[Chorus]
Get back
Slap back
Backtalk
Half-back
Backtrack
Talk back
Back to back
I'll be back to get you back
The world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum
Get bumped
Get pumped
Get dumped
Get the funk
Get sick
Get fixed
Get jiggy with it
The world's my oyster souffle mignon
Get along little doggie
Get a haircut

[Bridge]
Play it for me spotty fingers

[Chorus]
Get set
Get wet
Get fat
Get fit
Get along little doggie
Get it off of me
Oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum
Get sacked
Get the facts
Get a load of this
The world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum