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[Verse 1]
I am the world's biggest paving slab
But no one can walk over me
I am the Pendle Witches, John Simm
And I am Lee Ingleby
I am the Bank of Dave, Golden Postbox
And the festival of R&B
And I'm not the terrorist of Talbot Street
But I have apocalyptic dreams
[Chorus]
You should see my armoury
[Post-Chorus]
I am the world's biggest paving slab
So watch your fucking feet
[Verse 2]
I am the world's biggest paving slab
But I sit here quietly
No one ever looks down at the ground
Yeah, no one ever notices me
I wish I were born a stone
I made Wycoller my home
Haunting with Charlotte Bronte
I'm not the terrorist of Talbot street
But I think that ruins have beauty
[Chorus]
You should see my armoury
You should walk all over me
[Post-Chorus]
I am the world's biggest paving slab
And the world's smallest celebrity
The World’s Biggest Paving Slab was written by Daniel Thomas & James Sanger & Lily Fontaine & Douglas Frost & Nicholas Eden.
The World’s Biggest Paving Slab was produced by Marta Salogni.
English Teacher released The World’s Biggest Paving Slab on Fri Feb 28 2020.
I wrote and recorded the demo in my bedroom in one day, during my final year of university in 2018. Moving to a city for university forced me to reflect on how my experience of growing up in and around Pendle, how witnessing the social, economic and political issues that exist around there in juxtap...