Sophia Anne Caruso, Alex Brightman, & Beetlejuice Original Cast Recording Ensemble
Alex Brightman & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Rob McClure, Kerry Butler, & Alex Brightman
Alex Brightman, Kerry Butler, Rob McClure, & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Sophia Anne Caruso & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Alex Brightman, Rob McClure, Kerry Butler, & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Rob McClure & Kerry Butler
Leslie Kritzer & Sophia Anne Caruso
Alex Brightman & Sophia Anne Caruso
Original Broadway Cast of Beetlejuice & Rob McClure & Kerry Butler & Sophia Anne Caruso & Alex Brightman
Ramone Owens, Alex Brightman, Leslie Kritzer, Adam Dannheisser, Sophia Anne Caruso, Kerry Butler, Rob McClure, Danny Rutigliano, Jill Abramovitz, & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Dana Steingold, Sophia Anne Caruso, & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Alex Brightman, Sophia Anne Caruso, & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Kerry Butler & Rob McClure
Leslie Kritzer & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Sophia Anne Caruso, Adam Dannheisser, & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Sophia Anne Caruso, Alex Brightman, Rob McClure, Kerry Butler, Adam Dannheisser, Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble, & Leslie Kritzer
Sophia Anne Caruso, Rob McClure, Kerry Butler, Adam Dannheisser, Leslie Kritzer, &Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
This is the song sung by Betelguese after the Maitlands' death. Both Adam and Barbara are very confused and scared during the number. On the scene we see ghost cheerleaders helping BJ explain to the Maitlands that they are dead and that they should be scaring away the people who bought their house i...
[BETELGEUSE, spoken]
Ready? Okay!
(sung)
Hi! I’ll be your guide
I’ll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side
Don’t go to the Netherworld—
[ADAM, spoken]
Netherworld?
[BETELGEUSE]
Did I say Netherworld? Never mind
I’m the B-to-the-double-E-J-F-Q
And Jesus, I can’t spell
[MINIONS]
Hi! He’ll be your guide
He’ll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side
[BETELGEUSE]
Let's all get naked!
[ADAM & BARBARA]
No!
[BETELGEUSE]
Eh, worth a try
I’m the B-to-the-double-E-T-L-E to the J-U-I-C-E
Yeah!
[BARBARA, spoken]
What is happening?
[BETELGEUSE, spoken]
I understand that it's a lot to process
(sung)
But the good news is you and your spouse
Died in your own house
That gives you clout
That means the two of you should stick around
Lucky for you I dropped by
Yeah, you seem like nice guys
A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side
As for me, I’ve been scaring for millennia
I’m the bio-exorcist
Giving houses enemas
Flush out all the breathers
You can breathe easier
Stick with me
I’m like a ghost-zombie Jesus
[MINIONS]
Ghost-zombie Jesus!
[BETELGEUSE]
And I do it for the love of it
Money? Ah, who gives a shit?
I think we’re a perfect fit
Come on, let’s make out a bit
[MINIONS]
Yeah!
Dead!
[BETELGEUSE]
It’s the perfect day to die
‘Cause this guy happened to be passing by
To give you control of your soul
Through the whole "being dead" thing
The whole "being dead" thing!
Oh yeah!
The Whole “Being Dead” Thing Pt. 2 was written by Eddie Perfect.
The Whole “Being Dead” Thing Pt. 2 was produced by Kurt Deutsch & Eddie Perfect & Alex Timbers & Matt Stine.
Alex Brightman, Kerry Butler, Rob McClure, & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble released The Whole “Being Dead” Thing Pt. 2 on Fri Jun 07 2019.