Sophia Anne Caruso, Alex Brightman, & Beetlejuice Original Cast Recording Ensemble
Alex Brightman & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Rob McClure, Kerry Butler, & Alex Brightman
Alex Brightman, Kerry Butler, Rob McClure, & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Sophia Anne Caruso & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Alex Brightman, Rob McClure, Kerry Butler, & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Rob McClure & Kerry Butler
Leslie Kritzer & Sophia Anne Caruso
Alex Brightman & Sophia Anne Caruso
Original Broadway Cast of Beetlejuice & Rob McClure & Kerry Butler & Sophia Anne Caruso & Alex Brightman
Ramone Owens, Alex Brightman, Leslie Kritzer, Adam Dannheisser, Sophia Anne Caruso, Kerry Butler, Rob McClure, Danny Rutigliano, Jill Abramovitz, & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Dana Steingold, Sophia Anne Caruso, & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Alex Brightman, Sophia Anne Caruso, & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Kerry Butler & Rob McClure
Leslie Kritzer & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Sophia Anne Caruso, Adam Dannheisser, & Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
Sophia Anne Caruso, Alex Brightman, Rob McClure, Kerry Butler, Adam Dannheisser, Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble, & Leslie Kritzer
Sophia Anne Caruso, Rob McClure, Kerry Butler, Adam Dannheisser, Leslie Kritzer, &Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording Ensemble
In this song, we’re introduced to two main characters in the musical: Adam and Barbara Maitland, a normal, married couple who desperately want to start a family, but are not ready as they are scared to.
Before this song, Betelgeuse announces to the audience that Adam and Barbara WILL die soon, seal...
[ADAM]
Look at this crib
In all of its glorious antiquary
Every curve and surface speaks to me
Saying pamper and spoil me
Sand me and oil me
Come on
I know to the untrained eye it's boring
But nothing's a chore when you're restoring
Apart from frustration, pain, and financial drain
It's fun!
Folks say, "Adam...
Why do you polish your crib
When you don't have a kid?
And even if you did have a kid
This crib is too precious for placing a baby inside it
So it simply exists to remind you
Your sense of perfection is just a reflection
That you are not mentally prepared
To make room for a kid, Adam
Why don't you live, Adam?
Just make a start"
Are you willing to take the next step?
Ready, set—
Ready, set—
[BARBARA, spoken]
Look at these jugs!
(sung)
Amazingly glazed and terracotta-ery
I took some clay and made you pottery
The world will never wreck you
I'll protect you in a mother's embrace
Folks say, "Barbara...
Why can't you see that ceramics
Is simply a manifestation of motherly panic
By making a baby that's breakable
Aren't you creating a way of translating the terror
Of making maternal mistakes into clay
Hiding away
So you don't have to face being a bad mom, Barbara
That's what you've done, Barbara
Just make a start"
Are you willing to take the next step?
Ready, set—
[BOTH]
Here we stand
At the end of a 10-year plan
A house
A yard
A minivan
A baby should be next
Together let's leap off the cliff
Fall forever, then smash to bits
Trapped in a terrifying viper pit
Of diapers and regret
Are we willing to take the next step?
[ADAM]
Ready, set—
[BARBARA]
Ready, set—
[ADAM]
Not yet
[BARBARA]
Not yet
[ADAM]
Why rush?
[BARBARA]
Why rush?
[BOTH]
Soon enough, our hopes and our dreams will be crushed
[BARBARA]
But not yet!
[ADAM]
But not yet!
[BARBARA]
Not now
[ADAM]
Not now
[Floorboard creaks.]
[ADAM, spoken]
Ooohh?
[Floorboard creaks.]
[ADAM, spoken]
No!
[Floorboard creaks again.]
[ADAM, spoken]
See? We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards!
[BARBARA]
You are absolutely right
Let's add it to the list
With the cracks in the plaster
[ADAM]
The wi-fi should be faster
[BARBARA]
This sofa needs a castor
[ADAM]
The bathroom's a disaster!
[BARBARA]
What about global poverty?
[ADAM]
What about world peace?
[BARBARA]
Then there's the whole darn economy
[ADAM]
The whole Middle East
[BARBARA]
We should learn Mandarin
[ADAM]
Yeah!
Or Spanish at least
[BOTH]
No habla español
Dos cervezas, por favor
And that's all we got
And that's not a lot
Do we want a bilingual household or not?
So let's go slow
No breaking a sweat
What's the point of having children
If we're drowning in debt?
[BARBARA]
Yeah, we're totally
[ADAM]
Completely
[BARBARA]
Maybe eighty percent
[ADAM]
I'd say seventy-eight
[BOTH (BETELGEUSE)]
Ready to take
The next step (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah Yeah!)
The next step (Zooby dooby dooby, dooby dop dop bow!)
The next step (Zweeby, beeby, boo-bah-bah-dee!)
The next step
Ready, set let's—
[Crashing and screaming.]
[BETELGEUSE]
See I wasn't kidding
It's a show about death!
Ready, Set, Not Yet was written by Eddie Perfect.
Ready, Set, Not Yet was produced by Kurt Deutsch & Eddie Perfect & Alex Timbers & Matt Stine.
Rob McClure, Kerry Butler, & Alex Brightman released Ready, Set, Not Yet on Fri Jun 07 2019.