The Vagina Song

[Chorus]
I want a real vagina there so frickin' bad
I'll buy it tampax and some maxi pads
(I'll take good care of it, I promise!)
It will come with a hymen, all new and pristine
But I'll bust that cherry like a slutty queen
(with a big ole dick)

Oh everytime I close my thighs
My balls, they fall right out the side. (of my panties)
So turn my dick into a slip and slide
I swear, the world better prepare for when I'm a lady there

[Verse 1]
Yeah, I would have the whole shebang
Done though surgery is not so fun
Put it on your wish list to give my gash a little kiss
I'll probably pull a little Britney and flash it
Show the world I paid the coins for the front slit

I want to see if it makes when I go piss
Its called a pussy maybe cause it sounds like a cat hiss
It'll be a couple months since my ditch was dug
Made a hole from a pole, now all I need is jugs (Ooh)
I'll probably get 'em real tasteful like-
I'm just kidding, they'll be huge right
You won't forget about me stupid
Even when I'm old I'm gonna have a big fupa

[Chorus]
Oh and every time I close my eyes
(whatcha see, whatcha see?)
I dream my dick will fall off and die
And then I get a clit so supersized you stare
The world better prepare for when I'm a lady there
Oh oh oh oh oh oh when I'm a lady there, oh oh oh oh

[Verse 2]
I'll be buying up the panties at Fredericks
Lou vitton for the kicks
Then I'll ask Victoria just what the hell her secret is
Toss a couple up inside for the heck of it
But keep the thumbs out, don't be making I'm a fisting chick

(huh, yeah) I'll probably let you take a crack it
Love you long time, apocalypse, now attack at it
(Ooh!) I'll take some pictures for my Christmas card
Sit on Santas lap get that AARP dick hard

Ain't nobody around me
Would think that I'm a boy, no one trying to clown me
It's just a vaginal scheme
But give me five's, give me ten's cause it's my dream

[Chorus]
I want a real vagina there so freaking bad
I'll buy it tampax and some maxi pads
(I'll put sunscreen on it too)
It will come with a hymen, all new and pristine
But I'll bust that cherry like a slutty queen (nice and whorey)

Oh every time I close my thighs
My balls, they fall right out the side
So turn my dick into a slip and slide
I swear the world better prepare
For When I'm a lady there
(Oh oh oh oh) for when I'm a lady there!

[Outro]
(Oh oh oh oh) Yeah!
It'll smell like clam chowder there, so freakin' bad