RuPaulogize

[Verse 1: Willam]
I didn't have a phone
Shoot no 'mones
Just got pounded down
With nothing else to do
Thanks to Ru
Sad tranny clown
Tell me it's a DQ
Then when all-star comes around
You say
Tell me I don't need it
Even though I bought the gowns
Bitch, wait...

[Chorus: Willam and Sharon Needles]
Because it's too late to RuPaulogize (oooh!)
It's too late (too late to RuPaulogize)
I said it's too late to RuPaulogize (it's too late!)
It's too late
Shady shade (that's some shady shade!)
I said it's too late to RuPaulogize (ha ha ha)
It's too late (#RuPaulogize)

[Verse 2: Willam]
I take it on the chin
I'll just grin
Say I'm in next year (that's a long time!)
Put me in a box
With some holes so that I can see (which way am I going?)
Who's dick I gotta suck to
Get my ass back on the tube?
I got lube…
Sorry about it boo, but
All-stars won't be needing you
That's real damn rude

[Chorus: Willam and Sharon]
It's too late to RuPaulogize(it's too late.)
It's too late (that's so fucking rude!)
I said it's too late to RuPaulogize(that ain't right!)
It's too late (now would be a good time—oh wait, it's too late, nevermind.)

[Hook: Willam and Sharon]
I'mma take those other bitches down
I'mma take those other bitches down (I'll take them down!)
I'mma take those other bitches down (can I get an amen?)
I'mma take those other bitches down
Take them down, down, down

[Bridge: Sharon Needles as RuPaul]
Silence! (clap clap)
Bring back my girls…
This is your last chance to impress me…
And save yourself from extermination!
Oh the shade of it all!
Shady shade…
I'm sorry my dear
But it's too late
Oooh, bitch! Consider that stolen!
It's too late…
Now sashay away…
Let the music play!

[Chorus: Willam and Sharon]
Because it's too late to RuPaulogize
It's too late (it's too late girl, shady shade!)
I said it's too late to RuPaulogize (I gave up scheduling issues)
It's too late (and then you don't want me now? What is that, loss of income?)

[Hook: Willam and Sharon]
I'mma take those other bitches down (uh huh, that's a loss of income.)
I'mma take those other bitches down (I will take them down, thank you.)
I'mma take those other bitches down (bitch.)
I'mma take those other bitches down
Take them down

[Outro: Willam]
Got some white girl problems down
But Ms. Needles sure did earn
The crown