The Update Of A Lifetime

[Verse 1]
If I could save some time in a capsule
I would save some for Nintendo
If I could save a little more time in a capsule
I would save some for the day-one update
If I could put a little more time in a little capsule
I would get a little bit faster internet
If I could just put a little more time in a little capsule
I'd probably... go back to... playin' games used

[Chorus]
But there never seems to be enough time
To play the game after you do the big update, oh
Well there never seems to be a way
To put the update on the console before you buy it, ooh

[Verse 2]
If I could save time in a little capsule...

[Outro: Rocco (Satoru Iwata), spoken]
*Lightning strike*
Hurry back, hurry back, heh heh
Be sure to bring your Toys R Us receipt
If you want to return your Wii U
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