Directions (Mega64!)

[HORATIO, sung]
Hello, everybody, my name's Horatio
I will be directing you in this fantastic show
Okay let's see what we've got here to work with tonight
Hey ladies over there, I don't want to see catfights

Before we all get stated there's something you all should know
This girl right here's too ugly, she simply has to go
I only want pretty people dancing on my stage
This will be the best play ever, it will be the rage

Okay now, vocal warmups from the club known as glee
Shut your faces up and repeat after me
Piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy LION
Piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy LION

Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood
Upon these slitted sheets I sit
Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood
Upon these slitted sheets I shit!

(spoken)
Alright, oh boy
Who's working the concessions stands, everybody?

No one? Well we've gotta get somebody on that!

How about you? Well, not you, you'd probably eat everything
What about y- oh, god, you'd make people lose their appetite, you're so ugly

Oh, you're kinda cute, well, eh, why don't we forget the concession stands right now, let's go, have you heard of the director's COUCH?
You wanna pay a visit to it?