The Ultimately Cheezy As Can Be Song

Went to a garage sale, what did I see?
My dream come true in front of me!
3 dollar special, it's my bike now
He's my best friend thought I don't know why
Don't know why?
We cut cheese together
We pick up chicks
Best friends forever
Gotta blow my nose!

We had some good times but
I can't remember?
A lot of bad times like when we squished my dog
I can remember when the seat smelt like a block of cheese
I tried to eat it then I threw up in my shoe?
In my shoe!

We cut cheese together
We pick up chicks
We're best friends forever
Gotta blow my nose
Blow my nose!
Blow my nose!
Blow my nose!
Blow my nose!
Blow my nose!

We cut cheese together we pick up the chicks
We're best friends forever and I gotta blow my nose
Blow my nose
Blow my nose...