The Trailer Song

[Verse 1]
You say that you're watchin' the birds out the window
Well, I got a bird you can watch
You ain't gotta act like you're borrowin' eggs
Just to see if my dishes are washed
And what's it to you if it's Wednesday at noon
And I've traded my iced tea for scotch?

[Chorus]
Keep your two cents on your side of the fence
Girl, we ain't friends, we're just neighbors
Ain't nothin' to see here
Go back to your trailer

[Verse 2]
You ain't gotta ask what I did to my hair
Or whose underwear's on the line, they ain't mine
I ain't gonna ask who's been mowin' your grass
So you ain't gotta ask who mows mine
So quit judgin' my job and my car and my clothes
Get your nose out of your mini blinds

[Chorus]
And keep your two cents on your side of the fence
Girl, we ain't friends, we're just neighbors
Ain't nothin' to see here
Go back to your trailer, oh-oh

[Bridge]
Don't ask me if I go to church
And I won't ask if your husband is still out of work
You try and claim high society
But we get our mail on the same side of the street

[Chorus]
So keep your two cents on your side of the fence
Girl, we ain't friends, we're just neighbors
Ain't nothin' to see here
Go back to your trailer

[Outro]
You nosey bitch
There ain't nothin' to see here
Go back to your trailer