The Question Song

[ANYTHING MUPPET GIRL]
(spoken)
Now the letter after P is Q, and one word that begins with Q is "question."

(sung)
Now here is a question, a question for you
Remember the answer will start with a Q

[GROVER]
(spoken)
What's a Q?

[ANYTHING MUPPET GIRL]
(spoken)
Oh hi, Grover

[GROVER]
(spoken)
Hi

[ANYTHING MUPPET GIRL]
(spoken)
Q is the letter of the alphabet that looks like an O with a little tail at the bottom

[GROVER]
(spoken)
Oh, now I remember. You can start the song again

[ANYTHING MUPPET GIRL]
(spoken)
Thanks, Grover

[GROVER]
(spoken)
You're welcome

[ANYTHING MUPPET GIRL]
(sung)
Now here is a question, a question for you
Remember the answer will start with a Q
Just think of duck, be it white, brown or black
What sound does it make why a duckie goes-

[GROVER]
(moos)

[ANYTHING MUPPET GIRL]
(spoken)
No, Grover. A duckie goes "quack"
(sung)
"Quack" is a Q word; the answer is "quack"

[GROVER]
(spoken)
Oh, okay

[ANYTHING MUPPET GIRL]
(spoken)
Oh, Grover,-

[GROVER]
(spoken)
Hmm?

[ANYTHING MUPPET GIRL]
(spoken)
-try this one

(sung)
Now here is a question, a question for you
Remember the answer will start with a Q
In stores you buy milk in containers of sorts
But what do you call them? You call these things-

[GROVER]
(spoken)
Cows!

[ANYTHING MUPPET GIRL]
(spoken)
No, that's not right. The answer is "quarts"
(sung)
"Quarts" is a Q word; the answer is "quarts"

(spoken)
Now what made you think of "cows"?

[GROVER]
(spoken)
I don't know. I think it has to go moo a minute ago

[ANYTHING MUPPET GIRL]
(spoken)
Grover,...

[GROVER]
(spoken)
Hmm?

[ANYTHING MUPPET GIRL]
(spoken)
..forget about the cows

Now here is a question, a question for you
And once more the answer begins with a Q
Remember a king in a story you've seen
To whom was he married
He's wed to a-

[GROVER]
(spoken)
Farmer!

[ANYTHING MUPPET GIRL]
(spoken)
No, the answer is "queen"
(sung)
"Queen" is a Q word; the answer is "queen"

[GROVER]
(spoken)
Gee, I thought it was a farmer

[ANYTHING MUPPET GIRL]
(spoken)
What farmer?

[GROVER]
(spoken)
The one who brought the cow in here

[ANYTHING MUPPET GIRL]
(spoken)
Grover,-

[GROVER]
(spoken)
Hmm?

[ANYTHING MUPPET GIRL]
(spoken)
-I've had quite" enough. I quit!

[GROVER]
(spoken)
Oh. Okay, come on cow. Let's go home

[COW]
(moos)