The Phantom

[Intro]
*Diabolical laughter*
The Phantom!
(The Phantom strikes again)

[Verse 1]
Who in the world dipped Suzie's curls into the ink? heh-heh
Who dropped a spider right down inside of Molly's drink?
And who put the bubble gum in Patty Ann's hair
Then carved these words upon the teacher's chair?

[Refrain]
"The Phantom!"
(The Phantom strikes again)

[Verse 2]
Who put the glue down into Tommy's shoe yesterday, heh-heh
And who slipped a rat in the teacher's hat and sneaked away?
Who put the smoke bomb out in the hall
And left thеse words scribbled on the wall?

[Refrain]
"Thе Phantom!", heh-heh
(The Phantom strikes again)

[Bridge]
Gall placed the chicken gizzards in the teacher's purse
Today the teachers say the situation's gettin' worse
Everybody lost their head and screamed "Who can it be?"
Nobody said a word but they was lookin' at me

[Verse 3]
Somebody snitched, and the teacher got the switch out after me, woah
But the Phantom's mighty slick, and he had just one more trick up his sleeve
And when she raised the switch it broke in half
And I could not resist one more sneaky, hee-hee, laugh

[Refrain]
"The Phantom"!, heh-heh
The Phantom strikes again

[Outro]
(You see, I come from organization called SLUSH
Determine to make people happy
Seek out and destroy sadness if necessary
Nothin' and good music)