El Toro de Goro

[Verse 1]
I'm a peace-loving bull, I'm el Toro de Goro
They make me fight in the arena
So, I have to butt some flag-waving nut
When I'm mad there is nobody meaner

[Verse 2]
I've clobbered me gobs of those slobs the bullfighters
The prancer, the dancer, the strutter
Now, they might be better at prancing and dancing
But I am a much better butter

[Bridge]
So, they brought the great Pedro Amiro from Spain
The crowd, they're hoping he slugs me
What gives me a pain and drives me insane
The guy's so conceited he bugs me

[Verse 3]
I got bored, and I snort but this guy is the sort
Who makes the crowd think he's the hero
If I don't figure out what to do with this lout
I'll be clobbered by Pedro Amiro

[Interlude]
This Pedro Amiro, he's a slick one
But I'm going to put something on him soap won't take off

[Verse 4]
They're shouting "¡Olé!" so he turns and he bows
A vain one, this Pedro Amiro
You may think it unkind but I charge from behind
And I butt him a good one in the rear-o

[Bridge]
He sails through the air and lands splat on his face
But that's what he gets for hamming
He's better than me at bowing you see
But I am much better at ramming

[Verse 5]
We've had taste of success in the bullring of life
Don't be like that Pedro Amiro
If you get too conceited some peace-loving bull
Will give you a whack in your rear-o

[Outro]
I come here
I don't make trouble for nobody
Then one by one they come into the ring
Messing with me
What can I do?
Uh-oh, here comes another one, excuse me
I'm gonna take care of business, now
A little cue chalk on my horns
And I'm ready to do battle