The Perfect Cut (Rooty Poops)

Execute a perfect cut! (Music radio)
And I ain't heard nothin’ up and down the dial, in the middle of the dial, or nowhere
And I ain't heard nothin' up and down the dial, in the middle of the dial, or nowhere
And I ain’t heard nothin' up and down the dial, in the middle of the dial, or nowhere
(Mayonnaise)
What a bunch of rooty poops
Bunch of rooty poops
Rooty poops
Know what I mean? (Poops, poops)
So please, whatsoever you do
I'm a human radio station, got it?
I'm a human radio station, got it?
I'm a human radio station, got it?

Okay, okay
Is that Pink Floyd? (Okay) (No, are you kidding?)
Callin' me no disc jockey and all that other stuff...
I'm the greatest radio personality in the world

Come on, like, play me some Pink Floyd (Rooty poops)
No, uh-uh
No?
No, I like Pink Floyd too, you know?
(Bunch of rooty poops)
(Know what I mean?)
(Got it?)

They don't understand the fragmentation
Let’s take a phone call
Hello?
KZPX Salt Lake City
KPUR The Big Caper
KIRM
Doin’ it with KQEO
WDHC
KEWI 1440
KRUX
KPUI (Serving Los Angeles)

Day in and day out
So they sat and listened to the radio day in and day out
So they sat and listened to the radio day in and day out
So they sat and listened to the radio day in and day out
To see what it was that was popular