Although it was somewhat changed and condensed over time, the first verse of this song was the legitimately first thing I ever wrote for Black Jesus. The hook I made on a Cross Country run, and I remember telling it to Aaron and he liked it. Most people don’t, but it’s coo'. It’s a joke anyway, it’s...
(Verse 1: Black Jesus)
Yeah I’m stirrin’ up all congregations
I came back, have you read Revelations?
From the churches I get resignation
From disciples I get reputation
I’m the best and for your information
“Black” and “Jesus” the best combination
And if you need more confirmation
I’mma give you a quick estimation
2 billion followers, just a rough estimate
Don’t think I’m holy? Go read the New Testament
Doubters can’t even take me out of my element
‘Cause people like Thomas are no longer relevant
So just believe in me and you’ll get your splendors
You’ll get a place in heaven if sin’s your contender
And just to be clear, God made TWO genders
And he made KFC with “9 chicken tenders”
(Chorus: Michael Kurten and Aaron Argot)
Black Jesus, Black Jesus
Sit down ‘cause he’s gonna teach us
Black Jesus, Black Jesus
His holy word is about to reach us
Black Jesus, Black Jesus
Sit down ‘cause he’s gonna teach us
Black Jesus, Black Jesus
His holy word is about to reach us
(Verse 2: Black Jesus)
Yeah I hear my name from the gospel choir
I don’t hang with Judas ‘cause he’s just a liar
Before I get on this mic, I’m praying prior
For it’s like sin and Hell with all this fire
Listen to this, it’s my favorite hymn
Workin’ on abs, BJ just hit the gym
Our modern world’s looking to be grim
So I’ll baptise you doubters, hope you know how to swim
I picked up baptism from my cousin
Gotta lotta fans, so I guess I’m buzzin’
As I look around everyone likes me...guess it’s all these lyrics that they lovin’
All my competition is quite terrible
Half these rappers are just unbearable
Speaking of the other half, they’re rich fools, so I suggest they go read my parable!
(Chorus: Michael Kurten and Aaron Argot)
Black Jesus, Black Jesus
Sit down ‘cause he’s gonna teach us
Black Jesus, Black Jesus
His holy word is about to reach us
Black Jesus, Black Jesus
Sit down ‘cause he’s gonna teach us
Black Jesus, Black Jesus
His holy word is about to reach us
(Outro: Michael Kurten)
Sit down, BJ’s got a lesson
Listen up, ‘cause school’s now in session
Just be calm and ignore your oppression
‘Cause all these Jewish priests just envy your progression
Sit down, BJ’s got a lesson
Listen up, ‘cause school’s now in session
Just be calm and ignore your oppression
‘Cause all these Jewish priests just envy your progression
Black Jesus...he's the G.O.A.T
The Parable was written by MK10.
The Parable was produced by Apollo Beats.
Black Jesus released The Parable on Fri May 04 2018.