Garage Freestyle

(Intro: Michael Kurten and Black Jesus)
Okay look. This has been done for MONTHS. RECORD IT NOW!
"Now?"
Yes, please
(Apollo Beats)

(Verse: Black Jesus)
Y’all were waitin’, now here’s the Messiah
I’m goin’ ham, throw me in some jambalaya
Shoutout my brothers in Christ, such as Jedaiah
Shoutout my prophets like my homie Jeremiah
God got 10 commandments, all easy to follow
No one does the beats better than Apollo
And let me make it clear since your heads are hollow
My style’s original, no I didn’t borrow
Black Jesus from God, an only child
My lyrics fire, most rappers are just mild
Came out the tomb and the people went wild
This all happened from the hype all compiled
These priests babyish, tell ‘em all to grow up
Making this, I know it’s gonna blow up
I’m the most high, but I’m ‘bout to go up
My flow is sick, I feel like I’m gonna throw up, (Tolan!)
I fail my classes, ‘cause I don’t like to work
This album gets me love, guess that’s a perk
I lie in wait for my come up, yeah I lurk
I might be trash, but I’m still not Lil Durk
I got the Holy word, you know I’m ‘bout to preach it
Set the bar, I guarantee that I can reach it
All I gotta do is take a little jump
Then sprint 100 meters, yeah, like Forrest Gump
Put your album in the dump
Right next to Lil Pump
That fool just a Lil Chump
Kick ‘em out like Donald Trump
Me, God, Spirit, that’s the Holy Trinity
So it’s clear to see I’m no false divinity
I honor Mary for keeping her virginity
Ya boy immortal, I’ll do this until infinity, (And beyond!)
“Thou shalt not murder,” I did it to this beat
Right next to God on the throne I take a seat
Yeah my flow is elite
Got perfume on my feet
Like it’s the Last Supper all disciples gonna eat
We got on Apollo on the instrumental
Conceiving me was accidental
My whole birth was monumental
And if you buy, advise parental
Women love the sweeper, you can call me Mr. Clean
But I’m not white, half-black, coffee and cream
BJ yeah I got disciples on my team
I don’t want a slice of cake unless it’s Steven Bream
I stick to rapping and exhibit much adhesion
Shut out Judas ‘cause he done committed treason
Jewish leaders always hate me for no reason
Album is so hot I guarantee I’ll change the season

(Outro: Black Jesus, Michael Kurten, and Aaron Argot)
*exhale* I...hate myself
"Now let's hit 'em with another banger."
NO!
"*laugh* 'Now let's hit 'em...'"