The Night John Buck Hit Three Home Runs

The night John Buck hit three home runs
We were racing across the city
The car’s radio was blasting out
The home team commentary

It was a snowy night
Or at least cold
Maybe raining
The roads were slippery

And we made it there just in time
To see the team celebrate their victory

From the living room
Down to the car
To the living room at the hospice

We watched there earlier
But now it’s late
We hoped TV would still be an option

The nurse let us in and told us that the time was coming close
And we can’t stop you from dying
So we’ll just stop you from dying alone

Go Blue Jays
Go Blue Jays

When I feel weird at parties
I pretend that I’m you
‘Cause you were never weird at parties
You talked to everybody in the room

And I know that the age gap makes this statement seem far-fetched
But honestly
Ties aside
You were always my best friend

And so we watched a little baseball
We knew you’d want us to
It’s not every day we get three home runs
Especially by the same dude

Go Blue Jays
Go Blue Jays
Go Blue Jays
Go Blue Jays