Farside Bathroom

Taking a break in the Farside bathroom
I won’t be long
I just need a second to
Take a breath and
Send some emails
It’s not weird
You know how it feels

Having a break in the Farside bathroom
Don’t take it wrong
It’s got nothing to do with you
I’d like a minute to myself
Some alone time
Read the news and reset my mind

The walls are covered in old comic books
I send the same text every time I’m locked in:
An ad for John Elway’s Quarterback
To my Broncos friend named Jan

I’m taking a break
Taking a break
Taking a break in the Farside bathroom
Taking a break
Taking a break
Taking a break

Taking a break in the Farside bathroom
A spacious 1er where nothing’s gonna happen
Look in the mirror
Maybe fix my hair
It’s too late
I probably don’t care

It feels good to have an escape plan
When the whole bar’s turned up to 10
A couple minutes and you bet I’m back on that stool
Pete’s got shots and there’s pinball

Kitty-corner to an Allen & Wright’s
Yeah, there’s a pretty good chance that I’ll end up there
Walking home from a successful night
Hoping I don’t have a hangover

I’m taking a break
Taking a break
Taking a break in the Farside bathroom
Taking a break
Taking a break
Taking a break in the Farside bathroom
Taking a break
Taking a break
Taking a break in the Farside bathroom
Taking a break
Taking a break
Taking a break in the Farside bathroom