The Mos Eisley Rap Show

Ya! It feels good to be back home on Tatooine Hearing the “Utinnis!” being screamed from the Jawa Teens My Rap routine's not your average in the galaxy Played for Maz Kanata to the baddest of the Jabba fiends In fact my act's been seen on Kashyyyk and Yavin 3, Cloud City, Canto Bight - ya even Savareen Glad to see so many species here chilling in The Cantina – Snivvians with Lutrillians Splilling in, Corellians fresh off the Tarmac Giving you a lot to digest like the Sarlaac Yak Face! I see you in the back with Cad Bane Sipping with SquidHead – don't give him a Bad name Like Snaggletooth won't haggle you like Watto Grab a pint of Blue Milk and get Blotto In the spot where Greedo got shot by Han Solo Keep coming back like Ahsoka Tano!

Live from Mos Eisley it's the Most lively On the microphone I'll serve your kind kindly
With rhyme ability Live! Come and chill with me At your favourite hive of scum and villainy
The Mos Eisley Rap Show! Yeah that's so It's where all the livest of the live womp rats go! I see you Droids who snuck into the back yo! You're all welcome at the Mos Eisley Rap Show!

Whether you're from Alderaan or a Walrus Man Dr Evazan or a Hologram we're all a fam Admiral Ackbar's at the Snackbar with Sy Snootles Max Reebo and Ewoks eating fried noodles Nobody wishes ya harm through the door Really, Pay no attention to that arm on the floor For sure – here, try a Yatooni Boska Uhhh...Just think of it as Dewback Vodka Don't mind that alien who looks like Satan He's just waitin for a Bantha to Tosche Station Momaw Nadon! I see you getting hammered Come in from the sand, let my band get you enamored Smugglers, gamblers, Rancor Keepers Please Don't drink and drive home in your Landspeeders You can't beat the heat and this beat's even cooking more Trust me: These are the rhymes that you're looking for!

Live from Mos Eisley it's the Most lively On the microphone I'll serve your kind kindly
With rhyme ability Live! Come and chill with me At your favourite hive of scum and villainy
The Mos Eisley Rap Show! Yeah that's so It's where all the livest of the live womp rats go! I see you Droids who snuck into the back yo! You're all welcome at the Mos Eisley Rap Show!

Dustin' haters like dozens of Tusken Raiders! I'm Bringing the Zuckuss more Nuts than Trusting Vader While You're pig-headed like Ugnaughts or Gammoreans Metaphors live in my pores like Midiclorians Mandalorian Commando my rapping poems haven't been cloned - Even by the Kaminoans Slamming foes with my elegant weapon! Fueling so much fire they should sell it on Bespin Repping Rebel Scum yub nub a space hooligan More eyes on me than Ree-Yees or a Vuvrian! Blink and you miss like a Storm-troopah! Jabba no batta! Protect your neck Bib For-tuna Fresh even Backpacking on Dagobah No one can tell you what I am - like Yoda Props to Chalmun the Wookie who owns the bar And RIP Aunt Beru and Owen Lars