Remember The Hoojibs

“It's true...we existed farrrr ago, in a galaxy lonng away...”

Alright listen - Between Empire and Jedi I let the Rebels all sleep in my bed guy A Hoojib – I know it sounds hella funny We’re basically like telepathic bunnies Peaceful beings, nahh, don’t wanna harm ya Born and raised on the planet of Arbra Against the Empire - joined the good fight But these days you wouldn’t know what we look like George Lucas never put us in his movies Nobody showing love to the Hoojies But for a minute back in 83 You could buy a record or a tape of me And yeah, I guess that’s better most could ask So I can’t complain about the moments past “Cute Cuddly Hoojibs” what we’ll always be Helping make all of the Planets Free Told Leia yo what's a friend’s for then they went and made a movie on Endor Left for dead – I really hate to argue But Ewoks got TWO MOVIES and a cartoon!

When they needed a planet who let 'em use it?
My crew did - The Hoojibs!
Who were the first who knew just what Luke did?
My crew did – The Hoojibs!
Who got left when they moved to the new kids?
My crew did - The Hoojibs!
So if you want your franchise rebooted
Don't be stupid! Get The Hoojibs!

It’s plain to see we got shot outta the canon Blown away like womp rats at Beggar’s Canyon I get it – they all think we're odd Cause we read thoughts and like to eat rods But Feediing off lots of Geothermal energy Is how we scofff to fight off your enemies That's life – it ain't creepy to me Ok, so I once ate Threepio’s knee But c'mon, you know that Droid deserved it It's a Revolution – that's my purpose But I prefer if you call me Plif And give me a hand killing the Slivilith Then we'll hit the Sith and help find unity Using my charm and mental acuity I do believe in freedom for all beings Hope for the future with these teachings We gave our home caves for your Home base Now we're Nomads roaming with No names So go play with that Fish Hipster Dufus Who picked Jar-Jar instead of a Hoojib????!!!

When they needed a planet who let 'em use it?
My crew did - The Hoojibs!
Who were the first who knew just what Luke did?
My crew did – The Hoojibs!
Who got left when they moved to the new kids?
My crew did - The Hoojibs!
So if you want your franchise rebooted
Don't be stupid! Get The Hoojibs!