The Miracle of Life

[Intro]
You're so exciting and new
You're almost too good to be true
I cannot wait to see
All the exciting things
That you are going to do
Like taking your first steps
And learning to talk
And then learning to tie your own shoe
But first, there are some things
In life you must know
So just shut up and let me tell you
Like...

[Verse 1]
School sucks
Life is a bitch
You'll get depressed
Wanna die in a ditch
Marry a whore
Change her name
Get cheated on
And wallow in shame

[Verse 2]
You'll go in debt to pay for your
Education
Get arrested
For public masturbation
One night stand with a girl unknown
Then raise her child, and have to show...

[Outro]
Him
How to avoid all the strife
That we all encounter in life
Like how to get over all humiliation
And useless high standards of life
Sleep tight!
(You piece of shit)