The Merriest

[Verse 1]
I'd like to fix this bag of tricks
And hand it out with a fleeting greeting:

[Verse 1]
Smiles for the frowners
Salutes to the uppers
Boosts for the downers

[Chorus]
May the day be the bowl of cherriest
And to all, the Merriest!

[Bridge]
Hope you swing during the season
Hope the days go great
Hope you find plenty of reasons the whole year long to celebrate

[Verse 2]
Sun for the mopers
A laugh for the criers
Luck for the hopers

[Chorus]
To the strange and the ordinariest
Me to you, the Merriest!

[Verse 3]
Thoughts for the musers
A cheer for the winners
Breaks for the losers

[Chorus]
To the beats and the debonariest
Greetings like the Merriest!

[Chorus]
Hope there's oil under your rose vine
Hope you get that raise
Hope you hope everything goes fine
The next 300 and some odd days

[Verse 4]
Friends for the loners
A Song for the singers
Grins for the groaners

[Chorus]
Make the day the nothing can compariest
Have the most, the merriest!
Have the most, the merriest!