In The Market For A Miracle

At Christmas time when you're a Jew
It's easy to be kinda blue
With everyone reminding you you're different from the rest
Well they can keep there Christmas trees
Our lawns need no nativities
We got matzoh balls and the Maccabees
Who could be depressed?

Chanukah is here
It reminds us every year
That when your days are growing dim
A light just might appear
And so you're in luck, my dear

'Cause if you're in the market for a miracle
One is heading right to ya
So somebody say hallelujah
Take your tush and park it for a miracle
Slap a happy smile on that face
'Cause if you're in the market for a miracle
Yeah, you came to the right place

So throw some latkes on the plate
Go stuff yourself—let's celebrate
I think every Jew in this whole state
Is here inside our home

There's no need to be concerned—
Just how think how long that oil burned
There are miracles, or so I've learned
At Temple Beth Shalom

If you're in the market for a miracle
We're serving all you can handle—
It starts by grabbing a candle
Light it up and spark it for a miracle
I'll tell you what, I'll cut right to the chase—
If you're in the market for a miracle
You came to the right place

All right, let's get it, lets go

Li-da-di
La-da-da
Li-da-di
La-da-da
Li-da-di
You know that Jesus was Jewish
Li-da-di
La-da-da
Li-da-di
Raise a glass to the Israelites
Livin' it up for eight crazy nights
Boychik you wanna stick with me

If you're in the market for a miracle
You're about to be blessed—
A Jewish mama knows best
When you're in the dark it takes a miracle
Come on baby, let me rest my case
For if you're in the market—
C'mon take that tush and park it—
I said if you're in the market for a miracle
You came to the right place

(More Hebraic scatting)