The Merchant vs The Happy Mask Salesman

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
THE MERCHANT
VS
THE HAPPY MASK SALESMAN
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Happy Mask Salesman]
Oh hi, 72 hours remain before I kick your ass to shame
I'm telling you, you're gonna shit yourself when you see me in-game
Alrighty stranger, we ain't gonna buy your herbs
Let that clock tick down, then the moon will kick you off my turf
You shouldn't have done that, I made Ben drown
Remove that dumb bandana so I can laugh at that frown
You sound like a 50-year-old guy who smoked a lot
Explain to me how you feel when Leon walks past your shop

[Verse 2: The Merchant]
Ha, ha, hello stranger, you got your facts flipped
Tell me why your pedophilic ass has to scare those little kids
Don't look at me with that stupid ass grin you creepy damn clown
The reason I wear this bandana is so that I don't see your ass in Clock Town
I sell all of my shit, you'rе just a loan shark
At least when I wanna sell somеthing, stranger, the price is a decent mark
Me kick your ass? Ahh, I'll buy it at a high price
The moon doesn't wanna see your ass, so he crushed your town with all his might

[Verse 3: Happy Mask Salesman]
I once heard this story of the Merchant who cried Bankrupt
Did umbrella get to you or did you think you actually won?
I'll light the blue torches, sell everything in your shop
Sorry Merchant, you lose, just please stop

[Verse 4: The Merchant]
Got a lot a good things on sale, stranger, your victory isn't one
What are ya buying? Sike, I would never let you be a customer, son
24 hours remain, better get your shit and fly
Want another ass beating? (Ha, ha) Come back any time

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES (Oh yeah)