The Lament of Edward Boggles

[Intro]
Eddy, Eddy B—
Edward Boggles
Ba ba ba, ba ba ba
Ba ba ba, ba ba ba

[Verse 1]
Edward Boggles, he laughs all day
Ed Boggles, well, he boggles away
At night he wobbles and cries alone
Don't mess with Boggles because he's a cat

[Chorus 1]
And he likes to talk to the girls
And he likes to sing them his songs
And they sing along
Just to get him away

[Verse 2]
You try to reach him, but he's not home
He's out at the playground, where children go
To see our Boggles do magic tricks
He'll do a cartwheel until he's sick

[Chorus 2]
And he likes to talk to the girls
And he likes to sing them his songs
And they sing along 'cause they're catchy
The kids like him 'cause they tend to get nasty
Spare a day for the new man

[Verse 3]
Should you see him walking around
Tell him you like what he's talking about

[Outro]
It's like he wants you to be that way
So he can love you then walk away
You can be Eddy's friend for a day
You can boggle