Deathcrush 99

Ariel Pink's inside the house
Ariel Pink
Ariel wants to fuck all your children
Right now
Deathcrush
He's got a deathcrush
He's got a deathcrush
He's got a deathcrush '99
He's got a deathcrush '99
He's got a deathcrush '99
He's got a deathcrush '99
Deathcrush '99
Deathcrush '99
Deathcrush '99
Deathcrush '99
Today

Now let me tell ya
First time I put the laundry in
I couldn't complain
But upon return I learned
The water cycle will not [?]
The dryer blew a fuse
My clothes were so damp
What's worse
We're in the middle

Ariel is the master of this house
He's coming for you
Oh god!

Deathcrush '99
Deathcrush '99
Deathcrush '99

Okay, It seems my house is falling apart
It has a perpetual slant
That I fear may be infested with larva and other vermin
As I watched the [?] fall to one side
I could see the silhouettes [?] collecting
And the [?] got cobwebs on it
I guess some [?] will do
Oh, and, and it's worse
No one will visit me anymore
On account of a distinct but nameless odor
Emanating from under the couch
I could go on [?] but I'm afraid I lost my [?]
No matter what I'm immune to it and I can't [?] anyway
There was a man who lived in a shoe
Well, it would've smelled better than I do
I've got a half eaten pie out here
That's been sitting out for two weeks, alright
[?]
Mom, can you come over?
No I will not
It's been getting on my nerves!
You've been getting—
[?]
Excuse me mister, I suggest you tak—
Fuck it! I'll just move out!
I'm outta here
I do say!
See ya, bye

Consider yourselves hostage
This is my party
You can cry if you want to
I don't care
If it's any consolation, I like you
You know, I chose you
'Cause you're my deathcrush '99
Deathcrush '99
You're my deathcrush '99
You're my deathcrush '99

Romeo
Romeo
Romeo
Romeo
Romeo
Romeo
Romeo
Romeo

'Cause you're my deathcrush
'Cause you're my deathcrush
'Cause you're my deathcrush
'Cause you're my deathcrush
'Cause you're my deathcrush
'Cause you're my deathcrush

You're invited to play this song
Anytime, anywhere you want
I appreciate you opening the door
Invite me in your life
By listening once more

You're my deathcrush
Yeah!
Woah, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh my god!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, wow!
Woah!
Wow!
Yow! Yow! Yow! Wow!