The Jerks At Work

I just can't do anything right in her eyes
But if I lose sleep over that I’ll be surprised
She don't like me cause I don't laugh at her jokes
It makes her so mad that she chokes on her smokes

The jerks at work all wanna see me bow and scrape
But it wouldn’t be worth it for five times the money I make
Do you wanna hear me say you're better than me?
Is that what it'll take to set your ego free?
It's hard enough to go to work without having to work with jerks

Yeah, he's a super hard worker tell me am I impressed?
But he'll never get the big promotion with which he's obsessed
'Cause he can’t get along with anybody at all
It don’t help that [?] worker on the wall

The jerks at work want genuflection from me
Well I'm all booked up but my middle finger might be free

He’s not really jerky but you gotta admit he's a dick
His double helix mama got him shaped like a Mobius strip
The last thing he did was in 1969
I'll scream if I hear that story one more time

The jerks at work all wanna see me bow and scrape
[?] not everybody's filled with hate
Yeah, the jerks at work want genuflection from me
I’m all booked up but my middle finger might be free
The jerks at work all wanna see me bow and scrape
It wouldn't be worth it for ten times the money I make