The Intro And The Outro

Hi there. Nice to be with you. Happy you could stick around

Like to introduce "Legs" Larry Smith, drums

And Sam Spoons, rhythm pole

And Vernon Dudley Bohay-Nowell, bass guitar

And Neil Innes, piano

Come in, Rodney Slater, on the saxophone

With Roger Ruskin Spear, on tenor sax

Hi, Vivian Stanshall, trumpet

Big hello to big John Wayne, xylophone

And Robert Morley, guitar

Billy Butlin, spoons

And looking very relaxed, Adolf Hitler, on vibes. Nice!

Princess Anne on sousaphone

Introducing Liberace, clarinet

With Garner "Ted" Armstrong on vocals

Lord Snooty and his pals, tap dancing

In the groove with Harold Wilson, violin

And Frankln MacCormack, on harmonica

Over there, Eric Clapton, ukulele. Hi Eric!

On my left, Sir Kenneth Clark, bass sax. A great honour, sir

And specially flown in for us, a session gorilla on vox humana

Nice to see Incredible Shrinking Man on euphonium

Drop out with Peter Scott on duck call

Hearing from you later, Casanova, on horn. Yeah!

Digging General de Gaulle on accordion. Really wild, General! Thank you, sir

Roy Rogers on Trigger

Tune in Wild Man of Borneo, on bongos

Count Basie Orchestra on triangle. Thank you

Great to hear the Rawlinsons on trombone

Back from his recent operation, Dan Druff, harp

And representing the flower people, Quasimodo on bells

Wonderful to hear Brainiac on banjo

We welcome Val Doonican as himself

Very appealing, Max Jaffa. Mm that's nice, Max!

What a team, Zebra Kid and Horace Batchelor on percussion

And a great favourite (and a wonderful performer) of all of us here, J. Arthur Rank, on gong