The Hula Maiden

[Verse 1]
Well I got into Waikiki
And I spend my time up in the hotel room
No sunburn for me
No friends, no family

[Verse 2]
Yes, I see the view
Well, I think I seen it somewhere before
Curled up on the sand
Curled up on the floor

[Chorus]
And the hula maiden says (and the hula maiden says)
"I'll give you everything for free (I'll give you everything for free)
You're as hungry as the tide (you're as hungry as the tide)
That's drowning me, that's drowning me, that's drowning me
That's drowning me
That's drowning me"

[Verse 3]
Well, I took my big free ride
I went out to the big barbecue
And I got smashed on the beach
Thinking about you

[Verse 4]
This- This is my big aloha
Brought to you from the Volcano State
Where they'll serve up your soul
For $3.99 a plate

[Chorus]
And the hula maiden says (and the hula maiden says)
I'll give you everything for free (I'll give you everything for free)
You're as hungry as the tide (you're as hungry as the tide)
That's washing over me, that's washing over me, that's washing
Over me"

[Slide Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
And the hula maiden said (and the hula maiden said)
"Oh darling, I see it in your eyes (darling, I see it in your eyes)
Well, did you do it over here, beautiful? (ooh)
Did you- Did you- Did you come here to die?"
She said, she said, she said, she said
"Did you come here to buy?"

[Outro]
Well, this my big aloha
Coming to you from the Volcano State
Where they lose track of your soul
And never bring you your spaghetti plate