Garden Party II

[Verse 1]
Well, I was tacked on to a garden party
The crowd didn't want me there
A chance to boo and drown me out
And show that they didn't care
There was no parking for my car
Spoiled guacamole in my dressing room
Leftovers from Roger Daltrey's rider
Two weeks ago with The Who

[Chorus]
Well, it's really not so bad
You can't honestly complain
Performing jokes to 17,000 souls
Beats operating a crane

[Verse 2]
I took the stage like Sinatra
Like Elvis and all those popes
Presidents, John Lennon
Jimmy Buffett and J-Lo
"Asshole" was the chant they chose
But they could not drown me out
So I made them chant "cranberry sauce"
The garden's decibels provided clout

[Chorus]
Well, it's really not so bad
You can't honestly complain
Performing jokes to 17,000 souls
Beats operating a crane

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Well, it's really not so bad
I can't honestly complain
Performing jokes to 17,000 souls
Beats operating a crane