The Hot Dog Song

[OLIVE NEAL, spoken]
It started with a big intro
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[OLIVE NEAL]
Is there someone here who'd give a girl a hand?
I'm looking for the guy who runs the hot lunch stand
He's usually here around half past three
And I'm a hungry girl, you see
They say I'm fickle, that's a fact!
But if I like the service, I might come back
Tell me, how much is it? I'm willing to pay
So listen to the words I say

I want a hot dog for my roll
I want it hot, I don't want it cold
Give me a big one, that's what I said
I want it so it will fit my bread
I want a hot dog for my roll
I want it young, I don't want it old
I sure will be disgusted
If that dog ain't full of mustard
Don't want an excuse
It must have lots of juice
I want a hot dog for my roll

[OLIVE NEAL, spoken]
I called it interpretive dancing
'Cause the audience used to interpret it one way
And the Catholic Church interpreted it another
Now it builds to a charisma
Now picture this; the hot dog man comes on
And when I say hot dog, I don't mean cocktail franks

[HOT DOG MAN, spoken]
Now here's a dog that's short and lean
That ain't the kinda dog I mean
[HOT DOG MAN, spoken]
Oh, oh, here's a dog that's short and fat
You better show me something better than that!
Well here's my roll, where's your dog?
[HOT DOG MAN, spoken]
Uh-uh, that roll you got would hold half a hog
Hey! Tell me can you fill it?
[HOT DOG MAN, spoken]
Why yes I can!
I'm known as the champion
A hot dog man

[HOT DOG MAN & OLIVE NEAL]
Now here's a hot dog for your roll
You want it hot, you don't want it cold
I haven't eaten, it's been a while
Oh, my dog will lay you in the aisle

[ENSEMBLE & OLIVE NEAL]
She wants a hot dog for her roll
She wants it young, she don't want it old
Don't worry, it won't hurt her
It's just a friendly Frankfurter
She'll wait in line
If it's kosher, that's fine
She wants a hot dog for her roll!

[OLIVE NEAL, spoken]
If you meet me later, I'll explain the double entendres
That's French, I think it means intercourse

[ENSEMBLE & OLIVE NEAL]
She wants a hot dog
Give me a hot dog for my roll!