The Hospital Song

[Verse 1: Lol Creme]
Nobody sends me birthday cards
Nobody brings me flowers
I'm just here for operations
I've been out for hours
When I come to, I'll wet my bed
'Cause when I get mad, I sink so low
As matron knows

[Chorus: Lol Creme]
I get off on what you give me, darling
I get off on what you give to me
Yeah, I get off on what you give me, darling
I get off on what you give to me

[Bridge 1: Lol Creme]
And when I go
To that seedy ward up in the sky
You'll be waiting
With a hypodermic needle
And a graph

[Bridge 2: Lol Creme & Kevin Godley]
Here comes the dark
I'm grateful for my anesthetic
Out goes the spark
Delirious and apathetic
When I come to, I'll wet my bed
And when I get well, I'll take revenge
I'll wreak my wrath

[Verse 2: Lol Creme]
On all blood donors and their sisters
Visiting time and flowers
When sister brings that bedpan 'round
I'll piss like April showers

[Chorus: Lol Creme]
I get off on what you give me, darling
I get off on what you give to me
Yeah, I get off on what you give me, darling
I get off on what you give to me
Yeah, I get off on what you give me, darling
I get off on what you give to me
Yeah, I get off on what you give me, darling
I get off on what you give to me

[Outro: Lol Creme]
And when I go
I'll die of plaster-casting love