The Hentai Song

[Intro]
Oooh
(Hey man, you ever watch hentai?)
Na na na na na (no?)
La da da da da da
(Bro, you got a body pillow?)
(Yeah, I lost my virginity to mine)
Ooh

[Verse]
Real girls got me living life with no emotion
I tune them out with my computer and my lotion
Cause all I need is hentai
Hentai, oh
(mmm, some tentacle rape)
All I need is hentai
(Wow, look at those anime tits. Nice)
All I want is hentai
(If only real girls acted like this, right?)

[Verse 2]
Hentai, hentai, hentai, hentai
(I've actually got a really cool fedora)
Hentai, hentai, hentai, Yeah yeah-ye-yeyеahyeah

[Verse 3]
Why do you sound like you're dying?
(That's actually rеally hot.)
(So do Japanese girls actually have pixelated vaginas, or is that just a thing in hentai?)
(Aye, let me call you back, this hentai is about to make me splouge)