The Hammer (skit)

Geek: ...economics, I love economics...
Bully: HEY over there! Where do you think you're going?
Geek: I'm gonna go home!
Bully: Thought you were gonna get out of school without talking to me first?
Geek: School's over. I wanna go--
Bully: I got some recollections I want to share with you
Geek: Oh, recollections on what?
Bully: Let me think back on how many of your family members' CUNTS I've licked today!
Geek: Oh, how offensive!
Bully: Let's see, your SISTER...
Geek: Oh!
Bully: ...your MOTHER...
Geek: Not my mother!
Bully: ...Your GRANDMOTHER...
Geek: My grandmother?
Bully: I dug up your GREAT GRANDMOTHER...
Geek: Oh, you wouldn't!
Bully: Her cunt tasted like SKELETONS!
Geek: Oh, that's gross!
Bully: HAHAHAHAHA
Geek: HEY! How do you feel about THIS!?
Bully: Oh my God! Aah!
Geek: I bought this gun at lunch!!
Bully Oh my God!
Geek: And now I am pointing it right at your face!! I'm tired of the way you've been treating me!! And I'm not gonna take it anymore!!
Bully: Please! Please! I...I...looking at your gun, I...I'm rethinking all of my bullyism...and I...uh...I just think if I were to get a second chance...
Geek: You can't get a second chance!! You are way too mean, and therefore, you deserve to get capped!! I am pulling back the...thing that you pull back before you fire the gun!!
Bully: The hammer?
Geek: NOW I AM PULLING THE TRIGGER!!
Bully: OH MY GOD! YOU PULLED THE TRIGGER ON THE GUN AND THE BULLET'S FLYING OUT OF THE GUN AT LIGHTNING SPEED! AAH! OW! IT HIT ME IN THE HEAD!
Geek: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BULLY!? HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!?
Bully: AAH! OW! I'm dying...dying
Geek: Wait a minute, what have I done? (cries) I'm sorry...who will I talk to now? What have I done...what have I done?