Co-efficient (skit)

Geek: (singing under his breath) ...talking bout math, math, I love math, gettin my books for school, math--
Bully: Wait a minute, math!? MATH!? Hey, what the fuck are you doing over there, you little GEEK?
Geek: Oh, don't hit me
Bully: You were just jabbering about math? What is these, math books? There they go! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Geek: Oh, you knocked the books out of my hands! I gotta pick them up now. I gotta get to...I gotta get to class
Bully: Hey, you like math, do you?
Geek: Yeah, I like math
Bully: I got a practical math application for you
Geek: Oh...
Bully: Yeah, your face plus my fist plus, uh, something that I'm gonna shove up your asshole...
Geek: No!
Bully: ...divided by Pi, the co-efficient...
Geek: Aaaah! Oh! Ow! You're hurting me! Oh, this is so painful!
Bully: Shut up! If you think this is painful, meet me in the boys' bathroom at 2:00...
Geek: No...
Bully: ...and then I'll show you painful
Geek: Oh God... (cries) One day, I'm gonna show him...