The Guy With Computer Know-How

When I walk in the room
People they do bow
For I am the guy with computer know-how

I know what to do when you are staring at a screen (staring at a screen)
That says fatal error 642 you don't know what it means
(don't know what it means)
You bang the keyboard, throw the mouse, and scream like a banshee
(Ow, Ow, Ow)
Your tiny brain has failed (NO) so now you must call me

I walk in the room
People they do bow (We bow)
For I am the guy with computer know-how
(computer know-how, computer know-how)

When I was young the kids would call me four-eyes and a geek
(four-eyes! geek)
Beat me up, steal my lunch, and give me bad wedgies (put it over his head)
But the prophecy's come true and the geek inherited the earth (No, No, No)
I charge you through the nose (Oh, my nose) and treat you like dirt

When he walks in the room (I walk)
People they do bow (bow down)
For he is the guy (the guy) with computer know-how
(computer know-how, computer know-how)

Please help me get on the information highway
I seem to be stuck here in my virtual driveway
No help me first, I am in great despair
They only program I have learned to use is solitaire
We need your help, we bow and scrape, to you we do submit
I shall help but first you must proclaim you're idiots

We're idiots
Louder!
We're idiots
Louder!
We're idiots
Yes you are!

Now who has money to spend? (the guy with computer know-how)
For whom is setting the time on kitchen appliances mere child's play?
(the guy with computer know-how)
Who can transfer data successfully
From his personal organizer to his desktop computer?
(technically that would be you)
Who are women no longer ashamed to be seen with?
(somethings never change)
I'm the guy, Yes, I'm the guy
Who possesses computer know-how

When he walks in the room
People they do bow
For he is the guy
With computer know-how