The Gummy Bear Song

[Verse 1]
And though the world may seem so ugly and mean
When you open your eyes and all that you see
Are the horrible things, the pain that they bring
Well, I'm here to prove to all of y'all that life can be sweet
Because the most important things in life aren't always the biggest
Sometimes you gotta open your eyes and see through the sickness
You say you're having a bad day and life is getting away from you?
Well, sit back, relax and listen up, 'cause I can relate

[Verse 2]
'Cause people are always asking Doctor I for the cure
How I manage to crack a smile in a world so impure
Well, it's not an injection, just a friendly suggestion
Find the diamond in the rough, like a measles infection
You see, never is a word I never say a third time
Unless I ever need to get a little clever in a rhyme
So love it or leave it, but don't stop believing
And never stop smiling (Damn, I said it again)

[Chorus]
Your girlfriend doesn't love you and your life is a joke
Your car is out of gas and now you're totally broke
But the saddest and the baddest luck can never compare
To a sunny summer afternoon, and fresh gummy bears

[Verse 3]
I'm like a one-fret guitar with a billion strings
I may be difficult to use but I can play anything
I'm a man of many talents, a boy of many flaws
An educator full of eidolon laws
Yeah, we all have our faults, but still we gotta stand tall
Don't you know that life is all about the things that are small?
Like Velcro laces, good parking spaces
A smiling face, a friend's embrace, a sunny day's grace

[Chorus]
Your boyfriend doesn't love you and he stole all your stuff
Your crappy job is crappy, say enough is enough
I know you may be thinking that this life is unfair
At least we have the little things, like fresh gummy bears

[Bridge]
Drinking, smoking, taking drugs, what is the use?
Gummies are a better form of substance abuse
A gummy bear is harmless, there's no reason to fear it
Unless you are allergic to high-fructose corn syrup

[Verse 4]
And people are always asking Doctor I how he does it
How I manage to crack a smile in a world that's erupted
You say you're having a bad day? Well, simply do as I say
Roll your window down and sing so loud they hear you in (?)

[Chorus]
Your girlfriend doesn't love you and your life is a joke
Your car is out of gas and now you're totally broke
But the saddest and the baddest luck can never compare
To a sunny summer afternoon, and fresh gummy bears
Your boyfriend doesn't love you and he stole all your stuff
Your crappy job is crappy, say enough is enough
I know you may be thinking that this life is unfair
At least we have the little things, like fresh gummy bears

[Outro]
A buddy's just a buddy and a friend's just a friend
Nothing lasts forever, it's a shame (?)
(?)
Just sit back, relax, (?), and suck on some bears