Dork

[Verse 1]
Baby, baby, I've got some news for you
I know we never met, but this I swear is true
That the moment I saw you, cupid ran my heart through
So I'll put it in a song to prove it all to you
Wait, come back, no need to run away from me
I'm cuter and I'm smarter than these other cats, you see
Take a look at my resume, the others can't compete
I'm a freaking genius from MIT

[Pre-Chorus]
So tell me what's your name, hun?
My friends call me Venus, 'cause that's the place I'm from
See, I'm the hottest around since Mercury met the Sun
Well, Venus, listen to my song and we'll have a little fun

[Chorus]
'V' is for Venus, my celestial queen
'E' is for an elegance few have ever seen
'N' is no nonsense, 'U' is for unique
'S' is for shake, shake, shake that healthy thing

[Post-Chorus]
Oh my God, what a dork
Oh my God, so uncool
Why do they have to be so cruel?

[Verse 2]
Baby, baby, I've got some good news
I wrote a little love song, I wrote it just for you
So take a chance on me, and give me your name
By the time this dance is done, you'll love me just the same

[Pre-Chorus]
My name is Athena, I'm daddy's little girl
I come from the mountains high above the world
My pedigree is heavenly if you want to get with me
Yes I want to get with thee, so listen to my poetry

[Chorus]
'A' and 'T' stand for absolutely terrifique
Combine them with 'H' and 'E', 'cause baby brings the heat
Now the 'N' and the 'A', hmm, what could they mean?
They stand for not available because you're such a geek

[Interlude]
Come take my hand
I'll show you the light
I'll show you the way
I'll treat you right

[Post-Chorus]
Oh my God, what a dork
Oh my God, so uncool
Why do they have to be so cruel?

[Bridge]
You know the truth is always painful, but also sorta true
I'm a no good loser from my forehead to my shoes
A dork is all I am, and dorking's what I do
And if you do not like me, rejection's nothing new

[Pre-Chorus]
So tell me, what's your name my dear? I really need to know
My name is Eve, it's short for Evelyn Rose
Aphrodite Nefertiti Cleopatra Jones
Wait, what?
You heard me

[Chorus]
(Here we go)
Spend your 'EVE' just chilling with me
While we 'LYN' in the sand by the sea
Send a 'ROSE' via prose, so your garden can grow
Like the flower on your mind in the form of an 'APHRO'
Rather 'DI' than to try not to have you by my side
Sipping 'TE', follow me, 'NEFERTI'-n-'TI' blowing my mind
Bump and grind, baby's so well endowed
If I give you seven digits will you call me now?
Like Miss 'CLEOPATRA', let me at ya'
I'm not the geek in the pink, I'm the dork with the fork
Can be as clean as a sink or as dirty as pork
Can be a sweet as a lamb or a D&D orc
Check it, 'J' for jalapeños, cause you're spicy and violent
'O', you didn't know that the J is silent?
NE, NE, 'NE'thing to make you sing
Just 'S'hake, shake, shake that healthy thing

[Post-Chorus]
OMG, what a dork
OMG, so uncool
He thinks he's so smart but he looks like a fool

[Outro]
Oh, I guess my bachelor's degree
Is gonna keep me a bachelor it seems
Until I'm one hundred and three