The Greatest of All Time

[Verse 1]
They caught and drowned the front man
Of the world's worst rock and roll band
He was out of luck, because nobody gave a fuck
The jury gathered all around the aqueduct

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Drinking and laughing and lighting up
Reminiscing just how bad he sucked, singing

[Chorus 1]
Throw him in the river
Throw him in the river
Throw him in the river
Throw the bastard in the river

[Verse 2]
And way up in the sky
Is the leader of the greatest band of all time
Blasted from a plane
Heading back home to the USA

[Pre-Chorus 2]
The people gathered all around the radio
To hear the transmissions from the devil's soul
Locked and stunned and sick and cold

[Chorus 2]
Toasting to their hero
Toasting to their hero
Toasting to their hero
A toast to their dead hero

[Bridge]
The underground is overcrowded
The underground is overcrowded
The underground is overcrowded
The underground is overcrowded

[Pre-Chorus 2]
The people gathered all around the radio
To hear the transmissions from the devil's soul
Locked and stunned and sick and cold

[Chorus 2]
Toasting their dead hero
Toasting their dead hero
Toasting their dead hero
A toast to their dead hero