The Great Titanic

[Verse]
The 12th of May was one hell of a day
When the news got around to all the seaport towns
That the great Titanic was sinking down
Up stepped the black man from
The deck below that they called Shine
Hollin', “Captain! Captain! Don’t you know
There’s 40 feet of water on the boiler room floor”
The captain said, “Go back you dirty black!
We got 1000 pumps to keep this water back”
Shine went back below and begin to think that
“Mh! This big bad motherfucker is bound to sink!”
Shine said, “There’s fish in the ocean, crabs in the sea
But it’s one time you good gull
White people ain’t gonna to bullshit me”
Shine went on the deck, jumped overboard
Waved his ass and begun to swim
With a thousand millionaires looking at him
The captain’s wife stepped on the deck saying
“Shine, Shine please stay for me
I’ll give you all the good pussy you can see”
Shine said, “Your pussy’s good and that is true
But if I’m horsed down on fifth street
I’d make an ass out of you
Got pussy on land and pussy on sea
I got 25 hoes in New York just waiting for me”
Captain’s daughter stepped on the deck saying
“Shine, Shine please stay for me”
Said, “I named this little kid after thee”
Shine said, “Bitch you knocked up and going to have a kid
But your ass got to hit this water just like old Shine did”
Here come the captain
“Shine, Shine please save me
I’ll make you richer than any Shine can be”
Shine said, “Captain to save you would be very fine
but I’ve got to first save this black ass of mine”
He said,“ Money on land and money on sea
I’ve got $1000 in New York just waiting on me”
Shine said, “Shark, look out!”
Said, “I know some of this black ass you’d like to taste
But from here to New York, it’s going to be one hell of a race”
When the news got around the world
That the great Titanic had sunk
Shine was in Harlem on 125th street, damn near drunk
Shine spent his, all of his money
Fucked his 25 women, dick got sore
Went to the doctor
Doctor said,“ Shine I’m going to have to cut your dick off”
Shine said “Doctor”, said
“You better cut it off down to the motherfucking bone
'Cause if you leave any meat, I’m going to fuck right on
If I should die have my balls soaked in alcohol
Lay my dick on my chest and tell all these good god bitches
Old Shine is gone to rest, Shine died with the hell”
The devil said,“ All you bitches, you better climb the wall
'Cause old Shine done come down here to fuck us all”