The Golden Girl Of The Golden West

[Verse 1]
She's a pistol-packin' mama and a bleached-blond surfer queen
A highfalutin' filly and an adolescent's fling
She was born in Sutter's Mill and killed up on the silver screen
She opens up her Golden Gate and offers us a dream

[Hook]
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na

[Verse 2]
She's a powder snow bunny and a painted desert rat
An avocado model in a boysenberry hat
She's our buffed and spangled banner, she's our sedentary fat
She's hungry, cold, and homeless, and she's luxury's lap

[Chorus]
She's the golden girl of the golden west
A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest
She's the golden girl of the golden west
A Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress
She's the golden girl
(Golden girl)
She's the golden girl
(Yeah)
She's the golden girl
(Golden girl)

[Verse 3]
One man's blessing and another man's curse
She's an economic engine with her gears thrown in reverse
She's a double-beef burger called "the Double Patty Hearse"
A Napa Valley vineyard selling toast and liver worse

[Hook]
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na

[Verse 4]
She's a corporation raider on the sports-bar beat
A giant dodging forty-niner with two athlete's feet
She's a warrior and an angel and a ram in heat
She's a drunken clipper captain with a silicon leak

[Chorus]
She's the golden girl of the golden west
A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest
She's the golden girl of the golden west
A Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress
She's the golden girl
(Golden girl)
She's the golden girl
(Yeah)
She's the golden girl
(Golden girl)

[Hook]
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na

[Verse 5]
She's a bleeding-heart madonna with a big electric chair
An earth shaking Quaker with a fundamental flair
There's a method to her madness and a charismatic air
An orthodoxy logic in that presbytery stare
So come all you huddled masses, all you yo-Yosemite Sams
Make a wish and pitch a penny off the mighty Hoover Dam
Yeah, and leave it all to Beaver and start packin' up the van
Take the California Aqueduct on down to Disneyland

[Chorus]
She's the golden girl of the golden west
(A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest)
(She's a Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress)
A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest
She's the golden girl of the golden west
(She's a Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress)
(She's a lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest)
A Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress
She's the golden girl of the golden west
(She's the golden girl of the golden west)
(She's the golden girl of the golden west)
She's the golden girl of the golden west
(She's the golden girl of the golden west)
(She's the golden girl of the golden west)
She's the golden girl of the golden west
(She's the golden girl of the golden west)
(She's the golden girl of the golden west)
She's the golden girl of the golden west
(She's the golden girl of the golden west)
(She's the golden girl of the golden west)
She's the golden girl of the golden west
(She's the golden girl of the golden west)
(She's the golden girl of the golden west)
She's the golden girl of the golden west
(She's the golden girl of the golden west)
(She's the golden girl of the golden west)