The First Cum Catcher

[Verse: Mediumjay]
Woke up this morning, dick mighty horny
I'm a fuck a bitch, without warning
While the pigeons yawning at the crack of dawning
I slipped inside the window of a widow that was mourning
Seduced her with endo, 64 grams like Nintendo
Whispered in her ear some sweet sensual innuendos
Through the intoxication, I offer proclamation
She can spend the whole day learning like it's education
My reputation exceeds my abilities
Like gloves in Winter everybody's feeling me
My hand slides up her thigh while I paint the perfect scenery
We cruising the Bahamas, I'm climbing up on her
At this point she forgets her dead husbands drama
While imagining she's on a beach and shit
I tell her my father died out on sea but he didn't
I relate to her, set up dates with her
Without her consent, but simply I will make her
Take her hand in this moment, tell her she is my component
Without her I can't function and I really own it
She be in the zone and I be thinking bout boning
I got one thing on my mind, but she's got 11 to 12 like Conan
Like is this guy for me, would he lie to me
I did illegal shit, she let me like police bribery
Like police brutality, I'm a beat that pussy up
But before I do I gotta give that kitty a lil rub
Relationship building all within minutes
Kiss her on the lips, go down and start licking
It's my first favour, I'm her favorite neighbor
Before she can start hoeing I already saved her
It's Captain-Save-a-Hoe

Captain-Save-a-Hoe (3x)
Captain save this hoe, oh
(2x)