Bitch I’m 5'6

[Intro: Mediumjay]
Yo fuck everyone, they don't understand
My dick is small, that’s why I drive a dodge
Bought a big ass truck just so ladies think I'm hot

[Verse 1: Mitchy Moo]
I don't get a lot of pussy (Almost none)
I’m short and so is my dick
I like all my asses thick
So big planes will land on it
I've been in the DMs talking big
Saying shit like
"Hoe you know I'm 6'6 and taller if I used my dick."
Its like a kickstand, I can balance with it
She like meat no salad in her
Fuck some beef, I'll damage insides
He'll fit the whole cattle in ya (That's a lotta beef)
She says she wanting me, my hands are clammy
I ain't think I’d get this far and now she wanna meet

[Hook Mitchy Moo]
Bitch I’m 5'6 (That’s short)
And got a small dick
In the DM's I'm a freak
In the PM's I look weak
I don’t got muscle tone (Almost none)
I got no muscles yo (Not impressive)

[Verse 2: Mitchy Moo]
Tryna spit some game, call her baby and I'll wait
No reply, start to cry, I'll write a status sayin'
Fake hoes ain't that fly, hoping no one knows I'm lying
Tryna save some facetime
For one that we had made love for four days
She say we didn't, I say we have a tape
Send everyone Hulk Hogan sextape
(Mediumjay: I am a real American)
And pray that no one knows that that ain't me
They find out, they know now
I'm lying still crying just more loud
She's like Oh wow, here we go again
Motherfuckin' impenitent small little wittle dick
I'm like shut the fuck up Susan
You know that I'm sensitive
You know that that shit hurts
I got feelings bitch
I don't gotta deal with this
I'm out and you'll never see me again
She's like good, I'm like fuck
I didn't think she'd agree
Fuck, what will I do
I gotta get up and prove
That I can be a new dude
This is take number 2
Just sayin'

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Mitchy Moo]
She says fuck off, I call her a bitch
And now we really gettin' into it
She said she fucked my dawg
I said what the fuck?
She said I meant homie
I said okay, that's a little bit better I guess
Still devastated, enraged I'm saying
I'll take ya make up and waste it on tables
And break all of your brushes cause fuck all of your brushes
Yo eyelashes is nothing, yo weave is bullshit
Yo face is bullshit, she interrupt screaming hold it

[Hook: Mitchy Moo]
Bitch you 5'6 (ouch)
And got a small dick
In the dms you a freak
In the pms you look weak
You got no muscle tone (This is hurting my feelings)
You got no muscles yo (Fuck you)

[Verse 4: Mitchy Moo]
At this point I'm just crying
Sobbin' like I watched the lion king
She walked out, never to reply again
That's where this awful mystery begins
Where is she and where does she fit in
To this shit, keep listening

[Outro: Mediumjay]
I'm a short dude ain't no tall pimp
Dick look like extra small shrimp
Head look like uncapped pen tip
Diss my truck I get offended
Bought me a gun just because of my dick
A Chinese man made fun of my dick
I'm a goto China town and shoot every single clip
I don't give a shit