The Fates of Undertale

[Frisk](spoken)
Oh sweet! Someone just gifted me Undertale! I wonder which playthrough I should try first
*Ding Dong*
[Frisk] (spoken)
Coming!
AAGH!
AAGH!
AAGH!
Who are you people?

[Toriel] (spoken)
Oh dear, we're not people! We're monsters!
[Frisk] (spoken)
AAAAAARGH!
[Toriel,Sans,Flowey] (singing)
We three fates of Undertale
Beckon you to play
Spare our lives or harvest our souls
It's up to you either way
[Sans] (spoken)
Hey bud, you ok?
No need to freak out or anything, Its just singing
[Flowey] (spoken)
And murder! Uh, I mean, music
[Toriel] (spoken)
Oh dear, we're here to help you
[Frisk] (spoken)
Help me what?
[Toriel](spoken)
Play Undertale!
(singing)
Use your love instead of your strength
To make your foes your friends
Every drop of innocent blood
Will change how the story ends
Though our King desires your soul
A pacifist will see:
It only takes a thoughtful act
To set all monsters free
[Sans] (spoken)
No pressure or anything
[Flowey] (spoken)
Yeah, uh, really freedom Is not letting some goat mom tell you how to play
[Toriel] (spoken)
Excuse me?
[Sans] (spoken)
If anyone's got a bone to pick
I'm sure this kids full of 'em
[Frisk] (spoken)
That's not funny
[Sans] (spoken)
Yeah, I get that a lot
(singing)
Still you seem nice, you may slip once or twice
Who am I to judge or blame?
But I guess I'll keep track just to give you some flak
At the end of the game!
Talk or use silence, try murderous violence
(spoken)
Heh, I'm kidding, that's a crime
(singing)
And just so you know, if you kill off my bro
Then you'll have a bad time
[Flowey](singing)
Golly gee, that sounds really great
But let's try this instead
Let's become the Angel of Death
And make every monster dead
Kill them all, destroy every beast
Each women, child and man
Genocides my only goal
Destruction is my plan
[Toriel, synchronised](singing)
No! He's trying to use you
So don't let Flowey confuse you
I know he aims to seduce you
And ruin Undertale!
Stay determined! They'll guide you astray!
Know that you'll be lied to!
You're brave! I can see it inside you!
I pray you'll never fail!
[Sans, synchronised](singing)
Look, I'm kind of a bonehead
Not the brainiest guy
But even goofballs like me
Can read between the lines
If you want to get dunked on
I can give you a hand
But where's the fun in a neutral run
If you're not friends with Sans?
[Flowey,synchronised](singing)
It's kill or be killed
That's how you play the game
It's kill or be killed
Either way, it ends the same
Everyone you loved
Everyone you knew
Everyone will die
And they'll die because of you
[Frisk](spoken)
None of this makes any sense to me!
[Toriel,Sans,Flowey](singing)
We three fates of Undertale
Don't know what you'll do
Every path will impact us all
[Sans](singing)
For better or worse
[Toriel](singing)
A blessing or curse
[Flowey](singing)
Benign or adverse
[Toriel,Sans,Flowey](singing)
It's up to you!
[Frisk](spoken)
Oh Sweet! Someone Gifted Me Rocket League!
[Toriel,Sans,Flowey](spoken...kinda)
*Groans*