Shovel Knight: a Christmas Carol

Shovel Knight
Holey knight!
Digs a hole
With all his might!

Wields no saber
Just a spade!
Digs up gems with his
Shovel Blade!

Trades his treasure for meals
Armor and other great deals!

Shovel Knight
Loves to pick fights!
Only moves
Left and Right

Sounds his War Horn and
Runs amok!
Hops around like
Scrooge McDuck

Fights to save his true love!
Is that her scream from above?

Shovel Knight!
Loveable knight!
Is he brave?
Meowth, that's right!

Has Amiibo! May be in Smash!
Buy his game for just fifteen bucks cash!

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-Wait. Why couldn't you sing your own song?

"Shovel Knight's singing is bad…"