The Fat Song

[Chorus: Marv Won & King Gordy]
Now I'm fat, you're fat, he's fat, she's fat
They fat, we fat, hey everybody's fat
Fat, Ooooooooh
Fat, Ooooooooh, We're fat

[Verse 1: King Gordy]
Once we sing girls scream, drawers drop to the floor
And they ain't never seen a fat rockstar
My name is Cobain, yes I'm insane
Went to six raves, I quip for six days
Went berzerk in a concert with chickens on stage
Biting they heads off, give me a headstart
Then I run, dive into the croud 'til I collide
With a sick fan and shit man we both died

[Verse 2: Marv Won]
See you don't understand what it's like to bе
Almost a hundred pounds and you're only three
Too big to bounce on your daddy's knee
But I know what it's likе 'cause it happened to me
I cannot tell a lie, shit I like to eat
And I'm never eating, raw fish, rice and peas
I want fried chicken, cornbread, mac and cheese
"It's contagious" Go ahead and catch my fat disease

[Chorus x2: Marv Won & King Gordy]
Now I'm fat, you're fat, he's fat, she's fat
They fat, we fat, hey everybody's fat
Fat, Ooooooooh
Fat, Ooooooooh, We're fat

[Verse 3: Shim-E Bango]
I'm a cold crushing, heavy duty, eating machine
Won't get up from the table 'til my plate is clean
Warm [?] pie, vanilla ice cream
Half a whole chicken, rice and beans
I'm figuratively fat, with my hat to the back
White Castle is no hassle, let's pack up a sack
I'll be back in a half, hour or so
I'm off to Tim Hortons to get a dozen of those, oh

[Verse 4: Fatt Father & King Gordy]
Woke up this morning 'bout twelve o'clock
Man I think I'm losing weight "Uh, no you're not"
I got a skillet and a pot and some bacons and some eggs
And a whole lotta pop but a little bit of bread
I'm really out of shape, you can see it in my legs
Can't stop, won't stop, I'ma eat 'til I'm dead
Can't run, bad lungs, can't breath
I just ate two steaks, I'm still hungry

[Chorus x2: Marv Won & King Gordy]
Now I'm fat, you're fat, he's fat, she's fat
They fat, we fat, hey everybody's fat
Fat, Ooooooooh
Fat, Ooooooooh, We're fat

[Verse 5: King Gordy]
I like fat chicks, I don't like 'em slim
I'll take a fat chick, a right hand and slap that big fat ass
And watch it wiggle and shake
She looking like Nell Carter from Gimme a Break!

[Verse 6: Marv Won]
Yo, I usually don't like to talk about my weight
I'd rather talk about a cheeseburger, chocolate shake
And a mountain of fries on a separate plate
Man I'm hungry, fuck this song let's take a break

[Verse 7: Fatt Father]
Call the paramedics, I think I'm diabetic
With sleep apnea and sleep I gotta have it
Silly rabbit, Trix are Fatt Father's (Gimme that shit)
Now go and get some milk and a bowl before I rob ya'

[Verse 8: Shim-E Bango]
Pudding is delicious like crepes and cakes
Idaho potatoes [?]
I'm one deep [?]
My appetite is food, 'cause me so hungry

[Chorus x4: Marv Won & King Gordy]
Now I'm fat, you're fat, he's fat, she's fat
They fat, we fat, hey everybody's fat
Fat, Ooooooooh
Fat, Ooooooooh, We're fat